tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-181722012011-04-21T17:15:59.976-04:00From the author of LIFE IS SHORT. EAT BISCUITS! (Santa Monica Press) and LETTERS TO A YOUNG PUPPY. Visit the dog Zen/humor web site at www.eatbiscuits.comThe Zen of Doghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05549573001919834721noreply@blogger.comBlogger131100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18172201.post-68507864768216005112009-05-07T10:20:00.003-04:002009-05-07T10:23:01.370-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pyUAZzWPJvM/SgLuOb7CidI/AAAAAAAAABM/KCQA8yS2e28/s1600-h/Book+Cover_LISEB.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333086840541055442" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pyUAZzWPJvM/SgLuOb7CidI/AAAAAAAAABM/KCQA8yS2e28/s320/Book+Cover_LISEB.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1891661418/ref=olp_product_details/176-3532519-5388737?ie=UTF8&amp;me=&amp;seller=">Click here </a>to see excerpts and buy the book at <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1891661418/ref=olp_product_details/176-3532519-5388737?ie=UTF8&amp;me=&amp;seller=">Amazon.com</a></div><div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18172201-6850786476821600511?l=thezenofdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Zen of Doghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05549573001919834721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18172201.post-55314724166950916792008-08-20T10:20:00.006-04:002008-08-20T10:25:51.446-04:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pyUAZzWPJvM/SKwpPlolb8I/AAAAAAAAAA8/AlVHPnZFC34/s1600-h/Elvis_front_text.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236605814502158274" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pyUAZzWPJvM/SKwpPlolb8I/AAAAAAAAAA8/AlVHPnZFC34/s320/Elvis_front_text.jpg" border="0" /></a> Hey, kids, do you like dogs?<br /><br /><div><div><div><a href="http://womenswebdaily.com/wordplay_web/">Click here</a> for a free Elvis the Karate Dog wordplay page.</div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18172201-5531472416695091679?l=thezenofdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Zen of Doghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05549573001919834721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18172201.post-23754859889470326672008-07-10T15:22:00.005-04:002008-08-20T10:19:50.126-04:00Free ELVIS THE KARATE DOG SAVES THE DAY coloring page, compliments of <a href="http://www.eatbiscuits.com/">http://www.eatbiscuits.com/</a>.<br /><br /><a href="http://womenswebdaily.com/colorpage_web/">Click here to print and color</a>.<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pyUAZzWPJvM/SHZiOnBIqvI/AAAAAAAAAAk/JYyAZJaTF5Y/s1600-h/Elvis+coloring.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5221468821114104562" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pyUAZzWPJvM/SHZiOnBIqvI/AAAAAAAAAAk/JYyAZJaTF5Y/s320/Elvis+coloring.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pyUAZzWPJvM/SHZhweJWyhI/AAAAAAAAAAc/iF-HI7NxOIc/s1600-h/Elvis+coloring.jpg"></a><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18172201-2375485988947032667?l=thezenofdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Zen of Doghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05549573001919834721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18172201.post-78183774258754623792007-11-05T18:54:00.000-05:002007-11-05T18:56:20.195-05:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pyUAZzWPJvM/Ry-tdhGteYI/AAAAAAAAAAU/4yIWkArdyvE/s1600-h/Trick+or+Treak.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5129509223212611970" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pyUAZzWPJvM/Ry-tdhGteYI/AAAAAAAAAAU/4yIWkArdyvE/s320/Trick+or+Treak.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18172201-7818377425875462379?l=thezenofdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Zen of Doghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05549573001919834721noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18172201.post-15804375434121760702007-04-29T19:18:00.000-04:002007-04-29T19:25:59.715-04:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pyUAZzWPJvM/RjUpAiKkc7I/AAAAAAAAAAM/6MWwu6fwr3w/s1600-h/FirstDogs_2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5058994845568496562" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pyUAZzWPJvM/RjUpAiKkc7I/AAAAAAAAAAM/6MWwu6fwr3w/s320/FirstDogs_2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><p>Photo: The First Dogs - Miss Beazley and Barney</p><p><a href="http://www.eatbiscuits.com/Letters_to_Calvin.html">Click here</a> to read First Lady Laura Bush's letter to <em>Biscuits!</em></p><p></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18172201-1580437543412176070?l=thezenofdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Zen of Doghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05549573001919834721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18172201.post-1170855554345471692007-02-07T08:36:00.001-05:002007-02-07T08:55:20.976-05:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4612/1771/1600/998297/Ian%20and%20Sunday%20Times.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4612/1771/320/446926/Ian%20and%20Sunday%20Times.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4612/1771/1600/201745/Ian2_sept14.jpg"></a><a href="http://www.myspace.com/ian_dog">Click here </a>for Ian Dog's MySpace page.<br /><br />Watch <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6nXnkDdYpc">DOG HUNTS ELEPHANT </a><br />Ian Dog hunts an elephant.<br /><br />Watch <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi2-7gLtLOM">DOG FOR HIRE</a><br />Ian Dog, Agent 001, is on the case of the mirror mystery.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18172201-117085555434547169?l=thezenofdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Zen of Doghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05549573001919834721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18172201.post-1169915631432102682007-01-27T11:29:00.001-05:002009-05-07T10:20:03.205-04:00Check out the all new LIFE IS SHORT. EAT BISCUITS! website at <a href="http://www.eatbiscuits.com/">www.eatbiscuits.com</a>. There are new links for LETTERS TO A YOU PUPPY, THE BOOK OF DOG, THE BOOK OF CAT, and ELVIS THE KARATE DOG.<br /><br />Want to put a little dog Zen in your life? Get a FREE <em>Life is Short. Eat Biscuits!</em> bumper sticker by sending a self-addressed-stamped-envelope to: Amy - eatbiscuits.com, PO Box 33565, Palm Beach Gardens, FL 33420.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18172201-116991563143210268?l=thezenofdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Zen of Doghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05549573001919834721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18172201.post-1142972588663497922006-03-21T15:21:00.000-05:002006-03-21T15:23:08.696-05:00Q. If a dog sneaks a biscuit in the middle of the night and no one hears the box open, does it make him a bad dog?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.eatbiscuits.com/pages/2/index.htm">A. CLICK HERE</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18172201-114297258866349792?l=thezenofdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Zen of Doghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05549573001919834721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18172201.post-1138323015775864562006-01-26T19:46:00.000-05:002006-03-21T15:19:06.573-05:00Yes, some accuse me of anthropomorphism, attributing human characteristics to dogs. How silly! I firmly advocate without reservation that people take on dog characteristics. I myself strive each day as I get older to be just a little more puppy in spirit. In his absence I faithfully await my love’s arrival -- tail wagging in anticipation, ears alert to his footsteps, nose awakened to his scent. I am not disappointed. One kiss, one pat, one biscuit, as it were, and I am assured my universe is exactly as it should be. <a href="http://www.eatbiscuits.com/pages/2/index.htm">MORE....</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18172201-113832301577586456?l=thezenofdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Zen of Doghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05549573001919834721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18172201.post-1133281426351776022005-11-29T11:22:00.000-05:002005-11-29T11:23:46.350-05:00Is a biscuit more than just a snack?<br />Indeed it is, so much more.<br />It is all good things.<br />Puppy breath.<br />Daffodils.<br />Giggling babies.<br />Sweet corn.<br />Rainbows.<br /><br />Your tail wags<br />because I come from work,<br />because I pet your head,<br />because we are going for a walk.<br /><br />I say in a happy voice biscuit,<br />and you hear the winning lotto numbers!<br /><br />Basically, if it makes your tail wag<br />it is, more than likely, a biscuit,<br />although it could be just an itch.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18172201-113328142635177602?l=thezenofdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Zen of Doghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05549573001919834721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18172201.post-1131806949563748402005-11-12T09:47:00.000-05:002007-02-07T08:46:16.640-05:00Is the water bowl half empty or half full?<br />This is an excellent question, puppy.<br /><a href="http://www.eatbiscuits.com/">MORE...</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18172201-113180694956374840?l=thezenofdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Zen of Doghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05549573001919834721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18172201.post-1130786092893434632005-10-31T17:12:00.000-05:002007-02-07T08:47:07.686-05:00<p class="MsoPlainText" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-outline-level: 1"><span style="font-family:'MS Mincho'font-size:12;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">I am puppy. I bark with glee <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoPlainText" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="font-family:'MS Mincho'font-size:12;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">and without hesitation,<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoPlainText" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="font-family:'MS Mincho'font-size:12;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">without self-censorship.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoPlainText" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="font-family:'MS Mincho'font-size:12;"><o:p><span style="font-family:times new roman;"></span></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoPlainText" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-outline-level: 1"><span style="font-family:'MS Mincho'font-size:12;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">I do not know the word <i>no</i>.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoPlainText" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="font-family:'MS Mincho'font-size:12;"><o:p><span style="font-family:times new roman;"></span></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoPlainText" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="font-family:'MS Mincho'font-size:12;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Look at me –<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoPlainText" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="font-family:'MS Mincho'font-size:12;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">I can lift my leg and pee,<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoPlainText" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="font-family:'MS Mincho'font-size:12;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">shake your paw for a biscuit,<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoPlainText" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="font-family:'MS Mincho'font-size:12;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">fetch you a lizard,<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoPlainText" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="font-family:'MS Mincho'font-size:12;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">lick myself!<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoPlainText" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="font-family:'MS Mincho'font-size:12;"><o:p><span style="font-family:times new roman;"></span></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoPlainText" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-outline-level: 1"><span style="font-family:'MS Mincho'font-size:12;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Mincho'font-family:'Courier New';font-size:12;" ><span style="font-family:Arial,Geneva,Verdana,Sans-Serif;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><a href="http://www.eatbiscuits.com">MORE...</a></span></p></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18172201-113078609289343463?l=thezenofdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Zen of Doghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05549573001919834721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18172201.post-1130009201639781092005-10-22T15:25:00.000-04:002005-11-01T11:52:31.710-05:00My dear puppy,<br />I have nothing to teach you, save a few basics<br />like sit, stay and heel, all meant to protect you<br />from the occasional folly of a careless man.<br />You, on the other hand, by nature are the very embodiment<br />of essential happiness and unconditional love.<br />Let me open my heart and embrace your instincts.<br />Teach me dog.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18172201-113000920163978109?l=thezenofdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Zen of Doghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05549573001919834721noreply@blogger.com0