Is a biscuit more than just a snack?
Indeed it is, so much more.
It is all good things.
Puppy breath.
Daffodils.
Giggling babies.
Sweet corn.
Rainbows.
Your tail wags
because I come from work,
because I pet your head,
because we are going for a walk.
I say in a happy voice biscuit,
and you hear the winning lotto numbers!
Basically, if it makes your tail wag
it is, more than likely, a biscuit,
although it could be just an itch.
From the author of LIFE IS SHORT. EAT BISCUITS! (Santa Monica Press) and LETTERS TO A YOUNG PUPPY. Visit the dog Zen/humor web site at www.eatbiscuits.com
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Monday, October 31, 2005
Dog Zen Letter 2: I Am Puppy
I am puppy. I bark with glee
and without hesitation,
without self-censorship.
I do not know the word no.
Look at me –
I can lift my leg and pee,
shake your paw for a biscuit,
fetch you a lizard,
lick myself!
Saturday, October 22, 2005
Dog Zen Letter 1: Teach Me Dog
My dear puppy,
I have nothing to teach you, save a few basics
like sit, stay and heel, all meant to protect you
from the occasional folly of a careless man.
You, on the other hand, by nature are the very embodiment
of essential happiness and unconditional love.
Let me open my heart and embrace your instincts.
Teach me dog.
I have nothing to teach you, save a few basics
like sit, stay and heel, all meant to protect you
from the occasional folly of a careless man.
You, on the other hand, by nature are the very embodiment
of essential happiness and unconditional love.
Let me open my heart and embrace your instincts.
Teach me dog.
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